迫切仔理髮記

* Hairdresser: Welcome. Hair cut, Sir?

* PCK: Yes, indeed.

* Hairdresser asking bunch of questions with ‘bombastic’ jargon.

* PCK: …

* Hairdresser continue bombasticing.

* PCK: You know what? Just shave my head.

* Hairdresser: But you already bareheaded. WTF! what you coming for?

迫切小語:

有時候太专业也不見好事，

我只是要個简单的理发呀。